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Soccer Jokes

  • Writer: Ethan
    Ethan
  • Nov 20, 2021
  • 1 min read

Everyone loves a good joke. So I hope to make you laugh with these soccer jokes!




I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.

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Why shouldn’t you play soccer with pigs?
Their ball hogs.

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What’s a soccer fan’s favorite lotion brand?
Olay, olay, olay, olay!

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Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.


What do soccer players drink?
Penal-Tea!

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What do you call a soccer team’s lunch in the park?
A kick-Nic!

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What is a knight’s favorite soccer team?
New Castle

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What does Guardiola do at halftime?
He gives his team a Pep talk.

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Why was the soccer pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner.

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Why is Manchester United like a pound coin?
They’re good in the UK, but useless in Europe

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What is the difference between a Parrot and FC Barcelona?
A parrot has two decent wings.

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Why can’t you play soccer in a jungle?
There are too many cheetahs.

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Pessimists see the glass half empty, and optimists see the glass half full, while England never sees the cup.

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